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Jan. 25th, 2006 @ 04:19 pm "Is That A Complament Discized As An Nsault??" - Me
Current Mood: thoughtfulPeanutbutter
Current Music: This is great^!^
This was written by a guy who has years of experience. Believe me, most of them are true about girls....
trust me guys this is really for the most part good advice


1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous.

6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.  (I don't agree)

7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

8. If you DO sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, EVER slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?!
Right^!^ And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother fuckin best tips you could ever get!)

You now have 2 options...
1) Repost this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
2) Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you wouldn't want that, would you?
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HUNGRY!!!!!
Jan. 24th, 2006 @ 05:02 pm Question
Current Mood: confusedHmmm?
Current Music: Triumph
If ur parents/elder relatives had 2 chose who u would marry, who would they pick (general sterio type)
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eh.
Jan. 17th, 2006 @ 05:15 pm "& Win We Live Through Our Dreams Reality Changes".
Current Mood: accomplishedThis Is Hope.. Given Away.
Current Music: "Win I get older, losing my head many years from now"

This is my thing... n other words I'm making it ^.

If u answer 2 this post I will tell u sumthing... I will tell u how I will remember u years from now.  Don't comment unless u want sumthing long. 

If u feel like it u can copy this to ur journal.

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Hats
Jan. 14th, 2006 @ 05:05 pm It Was This, A Dictionary, Or A Cook Book... Wut's A Girl 2 Do?
Current Mood: accomplishedGr.
Current Music: "Say sumthing finally we'r alone how bout a phone call now?"

Meme

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"A remarkable reconstruction effort and restructuring of the economy gave the GDR the leading industrial position & highest standard of living of the eastern bloc nations." - The Bantam Illustrated WORLD ATLAS

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HUNGRY!!!!!
Jan. 11th, 2006 @ 03:59 pm U'R IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Mood: accomplished*Was tagged by pharoah_yami*
Current Music: RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tag:

</p></p></a></b></a>cuteandpunky  </p>

dancingfool88  

its_my_damage  

lilydiva15 

2 list 5 songs by 5 different artist that they know by heart....here's mine...

1)One More Sad Song - The All American Rejects

2)Minority - Green Day

3)MFEO/You Can Breathe Now - Jack's Mannequin

4)For The Longest Time - Billy Joel

5)If You Change Your Mind - A*Teens/ ABBA

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HUNGRY!!!!!
Jan. 1st, 2006 @ 09:48 pm "Eat That!"
Current Mood: drunkLearning While Ur Not Watching
Current Music: "Fortress Around Your Heart" - Sting
Tags:
 



Can u still walk if the 'WALK' sign is gone down?  Y the pics?  I have a fun news site full of them & these r the 1s I like best 2day & they won't b there 2morrow.  (If u can't tell I prefer pics w/o ppl).  From the right:  Thousands in Times Square Ring in 2006, A pedestrian walks past a fallen street sign in San Francisco, Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005, Raging Wildfire Burns Oklahoma City Homes, Rovers Still Exploring Mars After 2 Years & London celebrating New Years.  The water on the London pic is awesum!  The rover is only on hear b/c it looks cool & like sum kind of recycled modern art 2 me win I make it this small!  I  heard a train a lot this morning... We did a 500 piece puzzle last nite...  I talked 2 him.  I'm being just as stuborn as he is but I'm starting 2 get the 1 thing that has got me thinking... more.  If I can just get it 1 part @ a time.  WUT'S UR NEW YEARS' RESOLUTION??????
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poison
Jan. 1st, 2006 @ 06:38 pm Wh-ow...
Current Mood: confusedI swear I didn't write it!
Current Music: "All u need is luv,a girl has got 2 eat!All u need is luv.."
Tags:
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name <input ... >
Your personality rates a -10,000,000 damn you suck
your best quality is youre loyal
your worst quality is you deserve better
this is because of who you are inside
<input ... >
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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poison
Dec. 27th, 2005 @ 03:34 pm Quite
Current Mood: accomplishedSimple
Current Music: Really
Comment on this and I'll reply with the first thing that I can think of, then post this in your own journal.
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signs
Dec. 18th, 2005 @ 09:56 pm Stollen From Obsetress
Current Mood: determined"i DIN'T DO IT!"
Current Music: Being yelled @!!!! AH! SHUT ^!!!!!
Tags:
Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word.

No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal.
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poison
Dec. 15th, 2005 @ 06:05 pm Kreeepy
Current Mood: scaredFrigid
Current Music: "& I beg the queezy 2 shield their eyes!"-Frankinstien
Tags:
So I went 2 class early 2day 2 make ^ an Xame & ppl kept popping n2 the room 2 talk 2 my prof (she's very social) & 1 of her better friends come n & she tells me 2 listen (of course I'm already listening NEway b/c I no it's just chat & she doesn't mind but it's nice of her 2 stop my multitasking).  She starts w/t this, "O!  I had the most aweful dream last nite!  I was n my room getting ready 2 go 2 the main office (she has been put on ISS duty & she's not happy about it.  She had a rough time w/t les eleves yesterday!) & I turn around & these 2 kids r n the most horrible fight & I watch 1 of them go down & then they end ^ going n2 the hall way..  & I think this 1 man from the office is taking 1 ^ there so I go out of my room 2 help & take the other 4 him & he's not there @ all!  Nstead this boy is standing not far away & I could hear him chanting 'That's better, there we go'  n a calm voice & as I round the corner I c him moving his hand bak & forth & he has a girl pressed against the wall & he's taking a knife through her head over & over!..  & I haven't been able 2 sleep since 3am!  It must have been the worst dream I've ever had!"  & I just imagine the girl w/t her blood running down her face & the boy w/t this look of pure contempt!  & this was my morning & I do bleve I'll rember this 1!
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poison
Dec. 5th, 2005 @ 06:37 pm Sitting On A Girraph?
Current Mood: amused:{
Current Music: Change Ur Mind
So I've made a memory called, "This is me, pinging u" &, on axident a 2nd 1 named, "This Is Me"& 1 of ur entrys may b n 1 of those & it's is where I keep the comments I post on random ppls journals.  That mayb how u got here so if u want u can check it out..
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poison
Nov. 28th, 2005 @ 06:00 pm So I Was Just Thinking...
Current Mood: blankJe ne sais pas, pardon.
Current Music: "I've got headaches & bad luck but they couldn't touch u no"

It seems the entrys I make public r really random & I'm usually n a bad mood win I make them so I thought I'd say hi & write a runon sentance & c if I can come ^ w/t NEthing 2 say 2 the vast world that I wouldn't regret....  Hmmm... Here.  I'll tell u my weaknesses that I can think of right now...  I can't stay away from random!

#1.  I'm super tickleish so use this however u want.

#2.  I luv more then I should

#3.  I atatch myself 2 ppl & things w/o realizing it & bcome dependant on them being there

#4.  I don't no how 2 nclude myself  

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poison
Nov. 22nd, 2005 @ 05:16 pm Wut's Wrong W/t Going Crazy?!
Current Mood: bouncyI'm still confused on this!
Current Music: Go Me!
Tags: ,
HASH(0x8b97420)
Love


Your most prominent characteristic is love! You
have a lot of compassion, and kindness.
Sometimes, you tend to care more about others
than you do yourself. Not many people are this
close to purity of the heart.


Characteristic Quiz (Awesome Anime Images)
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signs
Nov. 16th, 2005 @ 04:26 pm 1 Thing
Current Mood: bouncy^.^HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: C'est ma fete! (C'est mon anniversaire!!!!!)
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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noses
Nov. 4th, 2005 @ 04:35 pm Made Me Happy
Current Mood: accomplished^^^
Current Music: Child & The Kings

Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in the subject line

 

EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99%
62%

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store............. shut up
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed

Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.      
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with atleast 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.         
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying    

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poison
Oct. 4th, 2005 @ 06:09 pm Umm... Thanx
Current Mood: blahdadadadadadadada..uh!
Current Music: "I've got a name & I've got a #"
Comments: Posted: 1,175 - Received: 874
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poison
Oct. 4th, 2005 @ 03:35 pm .....
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Pain...pain...pain....(creepy music n bakground)
Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I’ll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty.

Nabbed from obsetress/rosaelena258
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poison
Sep. 26th, 2005 @ 05:21 pm H~E~Y
Current Mood: anxioustisk..
Current Music: Tell me that u'r alright
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If u ever sumhow get on my journal plez comment even if u don't want 2 b my friend, it's just polite!  G's!
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poison
Aug. 23rd, 2005 @ 05:24 pm *H*E*L*L*O*!*
Current Mood: anxious^.^ -; (I shot the smilE face)
Current Music: "Brothers & sisters put this record down..."
Tags: ,

Ok.  4 those of u who care I just went through all of my lj NtrEs & blocked them 2 friends onlE.  If u were missed on this list or would like 2 join leave a comment & if I like u I'll add u (simple).

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poison
May. 14th, 2005 @ 08:41 pm This Is Something Somebody Sent Me...
Current Mood: workingTHANK U KEVIN!!! (thoughtful)
Current Music: "Maybe Someday"

And I thought it was good and I think u'll find it nice 2 know because it is true no matter what u tell urself!!!!

Right Now -
-somebody is thinking of u.
-somebody is caring about u.
-somebody misses u.
-somebody wants 2 talk 2 u.
-somebody wants 2 b with u.
-somebody hopes u r not n trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support u have provided.
-somebody wants 2 hold ur hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants u 2 b happy.
-somebody wants u 2 find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating ur successes.
-somebody wants 2 give u a gift.
-somebody thinks that u R a gift.
-somebody loves u.
-somebody admires ur strength.
-somebody is thinking of u and smiling.
-somebody wants 2 b ur shoulder 2 cry on.
-SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU!! 

Never take away anyone's hope. That may be all they have.

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poison